How to talk to girls

Introduction

For a guy of any age who is single, talking to girls can sometimes be awful. A wise man once said that girls are the devil. While this has some truth in it with the evil games they play with the innocent opposing gender, putting oneself into a position where conversation is inevitable will produce surprising results when communicating with the female species, specifically the "girl" variety.

Instructions

Difficulty: Amazingly Hard

Things You'll Need

• Your personality
• Reason
  
• Humor
  
• Chill Pill
  
• Patience
  
• Humility

Steps

Step One.

Be friendly. Do not try to impress a girl with frivolous information about yourself. This is a complete turn off and will result in a girl completely blowing you off if not in a hinting manner, with an extreme blunt force. Try concentrating on her interests and then relate yourself into the conversation as conversation fillers in-between your questions to her.

Step Two.

When relating yourself to the interests of the girl you are talking to, do not go overboard. Just hint here and there about yourself, but make sure you play the game right. Keep it interesting. You want her to ask you questions. She will not if you spill your life every chance you get to. If you casually mention that you love a particular hobby and then stop there, she will naturally ask you about it. There you have it.  You have engaged her into a friendly conversation.

Step Three.

Be yourself. Being friendly doesn't mean reinventing who you are for each girl. It is true that different people bring out different aspects of your personality, but don't try and act in a way you think somebody "cool" would act. Most of the time, this fails miserably. There are very few who can purposely act cool and get away with it. George Clooney happens to be one of those people, but even he gets made fun of behind his back. If a girl sees your real personality and is engaged in a fun conversation, the chances of her becoming a friend and hopefully something more later on will greatly increase.

Step Four:

Do not come on too strong. This will scare away a girl and you will end up with pepper spray in your face. Shoot for a friendship. Friendship is great and girls love having a friend. Make it so that she sees you by "chance" and then make those instances very memorable by doing the steps above. If you can engage her consistently and make her feel comfortable, or if you're funny, make her laugh, then she will definitely respond positively to future invitation to dates.   

Tips and Warnings:

• Remember that each time you meet a girl, even if your meeting someone you have met before, or even friends with, these steps start over. Slowly the steps will diminish and become natural with this person.
• The key to all of these steps is relaxation. This can be real hard if the girl is freakin' amazing. Girls can mess with your head which will make you strike out big if you let it happen. So don't let it happen, stay in control!
• Stay humble. No matter how much you think the girl likes you, that can change like the shifting of the wind. If she is a fan of you, don't mess that up by assuming your relationship with her. Even worse is guessing what you will be with a girl before you even know her and then hinting at it when you meet her. She will sense it and if she is a decent girl with confidence (which is exactly what you want) and will not give you the time of day.